College Professors: The Four Different Types You’ll Come Across

Hello All! The time is almost near when schools will open up for another year of papers, presentations, and all-nighters. And I thought that it would be helpful for the incoming freshmen to know what kinds of Professors that they will be faced with in the next couple of weeks. So here it is; The Four Different Types of Professors within College:


  1. The “Fun to be around” Professor. This type of professor is fun and you would want to go to their class. They make learning fun and unnoticeable. This professor you would end up befriending and you will miss them when you leave their class. You would also sign up for classes that you may not need just so you could be their student again. This professor would be your most memorable Professor.
  2. The “Hard Ass” Professor~ Now this professor starts out the semester telling you that you would be lucky to even get a “C” in the class, and they mean it. Everyone would try to avoid this professor’s class not because they are a bad teacher but because it would be the most challenging thing that you would ever face in your College years. This professor cares a lot about participation and attendance and will lower your grade just for being late or missing their class.
  3. The “Easy A” Professor ~ the opposite from the “hard ass” professor is the “Easy A” professor. This professor gives you every opportunity to get an A in the class. Extra credit, open book test, puts their PowerPoint online so you really do not have to do any work. And everything on their test is on the PowerPoint’s and not the book. This professor is most likely going to be easy going and not care much about participation or attendance.
  4. The “I have a degree thus I know it all” Professor. This Professor is the most superficial of them all. They believe that just because they have the degree that they know all. They do not take too kindly to you disagreeing with their point of view, or anything that they say. They want things to be their way or the high way. Also, a professor that gets avoided a lot.

What Movies Taught Me (Part 1)

As many of you may know, or not know, I love to watch movies. All types of movies. Well no that’s a lie I hate horror films, but even those scares movies gave me many life lessons that will stick with me forever. Now just because I don’t want this to be about 20 pages longs This particular blog is going to be broken down into three separate posts. This one is going to be what my top 11 movies taught me.

  1. Pretty Woman taught me that all you have to do is be a hooker and you can find prince charming and fall in love. I mean really what am I still doing in school (just kidding). But really Julia Roberts was a street walker who dropped out of school and she still manage to snag Richard Gere.
  2. Titanic taught me that if you really love someone then you should let them freeze to death in the middle of the ocean right after you sleep with him. I mean really Rose had the chance to get on a life boat but she chose to stay with Jack. Romantic I know, but it would be more romantic if too would of died along with him. But no, she got on the door or whatever the thing was and she lived.
  3. Talking about movies that had Leonardo Dicaprio in it. Romeo and Juliet taught me that you should just defy your family’s wishes and go off with someone you love and just die. I mean I know that it’s one of the greatest love story’s in history, but really thing about it, was it really a love story? I mean think about it. It’s about a thirteen year old female, Juliet, and a seventeen year old male, Romeo. I mean they were children. Hormone crazed children who just defied their parent’s wishes and in the end many, many people died. None of that seemed romantic to me.
  4. The Notebook taught me that I will never look as hot as Rachael McAdam’s did kissing in the rain. I have tried the whole kissing in the rain thing expecting that it would of been similar to the scene in The Notebook, but boy was I wrong. It was nothing like it. It was cold and wet and I couldn’t breath and makeup was running all down my face. It was horrible.
  5. Atonement taught me that you could be a best selling author if you just send an innocent boy to jail because you thought that you saw something that really wasn’t true. Also, if you ruin something you can always rewrite the mistake and sell it.
  6. Pirates of the Caribbean taught me that I should go the Caribbean more because there are very hot pirates there.
  7.  Saved! taught me that if you wanted to “save” your boyfriend from eternal damnation all you have to do is sleep with them and become pregnant. I mean that fixes things every time.
  8. Easy A taught me that acting like a slut is just worse as actually being one. Also, it taught me that if you really want to help someone who’s not cool or being bullied you just go around school telling people that you slept with them; even if you didn’t.
  9. Harry Potter taught me that I wasn’t cool enough to get accepted into Hogwarts.
  10. The Mummy taught me that, “no harm comes from reading a book.” Yeah and then a mummy comes to life and then tries to kill the whole world. So remember…. ” You mustn’t read from the BOOK!!!!” (Just Kidding… I do not advocate for people not to read…Reading= fun)
  11. Lastly, in light of the upcoming election, The Hunger Games taught me that the government has all the power. And we as citizens don’t really.