Finals Week: We Meet Again!

158681586840932816_Pmt1TZEz_cNow I lay me down to study, I pray the lord I don’t go nutty. And if I fail to learn this junk, I pray the lord I do not flunk. And if I die, don’t bury me y’all. Just lay my bones in the study hall. And pile my books upon my chest, tell my professors I did my best. So now I lay me down to rest, and pray I pass this gruesome test. And if I die before I wake, that’s one less test I’ll have to take. -Amen

Oh finals week we meet again. How I loath you so. But here are some pictures that just make me LOL. To take the pressure off of the studying, and the test, and what have you.

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Student+Dying= Studying!!!!

Oh Finals Week how I loath the fact that you come around every semester…. So actually I don’t have my finals until late next week(the 10th to be exact). However, I know that there are many people who are starting to study for those dreadfully awful things that are suppose to show what we actually learned through out the semester;  but, really are only another cruel, oh so very cruel way to torture college students even further before going on break. I really wanted to write something clever and funny that would relieve you from all that stress that you accumulated from being on Facebook…oops I mean studying. However, I just could not think of anything…at all… I know it’s a first.  Started to think of some fun thing to do instead of studying, but really I think every good procrastinator could figure that one out with ease and not blog worthly. Also, I thought that I might do something like: What not to do when trying to study and nothing, nothing come to mind. So as all do when stuck on somthing I turned to Google and started to look at some pictures and then it hit me. I don’t have to write anything. Pictures say 1,000 words and boy are these words FUNNNY! So I hope that you get as much pleasure out of these pictures as I did 🙂 And I hope that you all do extraordinary on your fianls Good Luck! Peace, love, and skittles!&♥

Finals Week Oh No!!!!

Third Law of Applied Terror – 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read. – Unknown

The week that all college student near and far fear has finally approached us. Yes, finals week my dear. The week that comes along and brings only pain and torture to those of which who BS throughout the semester and just need a certain grade to pass the class. Now I know that you are tired of looking at a boring textbook wondering where the hell you were the week that you were supposed to be learning all this information, so here are some things that will lighten up your day, make you laugh, and help get you through this tough time. Also, I will include some tips and tricks that I picked up to help you get through the week without killing yourself or others for that matter.

Tip #1: Open that big heavy book that you paid all the money for that just been sitting on your desk or under your bed and I don’t know read it for a change.

Tip # 2: The best time to study is right before you go to sleep (if you go to sleep that is).  It’s more likely that you will remember more when and it will be fresh in your mind when you wake up.

Tip #3: Take a Break sometime. Clearly you are following this tip =) since you are reading this. Or maybe you are in the screw these finals I’m going to become a stripper mode. But really if you study too hard you will most likely forget everything that you read. So go on Facebook/ Twitter and complain about how you hate school and you want to drop out and become a stripper. (I honestly have nothing against stripper I actually have said those exact words about 100,201,123,147,125,444 times a semester. )

Tip #4: Osmosis is not the way to go! The information is not going to just magically end up in your brain if you just open the book and stare at the pages. Trust me I’ve tried and it didn’t work and if you get it to work please let me know how you did it. Please!!!!!

Tip #5: Whatever you do…DO NOT CRAM! Cramming vast amounts of information on a single subject hours before a test NEVER works. it’s a waste of time and more likely you think you’re going into the test room knowing everything and as soon as you sit down to actually take the test it will just magically disappear and you will have that Oh Crap I’m Screwed moment.  One way that will help while study I found is to use a mnemonic device(Remember theses: ROY G BIV, Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, FACE/ Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge, HOME)  or a technique I learned in my PSYCH 101 class  (God I thought that I would never write or say those words 😀 ) where you relate something that you need to learn to something familiar to you. Studies show that you are less likely to forget something that is meaningful to you than a random fact.

Tip #6: Stop Procrastinating. Stop saying that you will study later because later never comes. If you leave everything to the last minuet nothing will get done. And you will FAILLLLLL!

I would just like to wish you all good luck on your finals and remember it will be worth it in the end (I think…..). And to party hard when it’s all over cause you deserve it!!!!!!

Peace Love and Skittles ❤