Finals Week: We Meet Again!

158681586840932816_Pmt1TZEz_cNow I lay me down to study, I pray the lord I don’t go nutty. And if I fail to learn this junk, I pray the lord I do not flunk. And if I die, don’t bury me y’all. Just lay my bones in the study hall. And pile my books upon my chest, tell my professors I did my best. So now I lay me down to rest, and pray I pass this gruesome test. And if I die before I wake, that’s one less test I’ll have to take. -Amen

Oh finals week we meet again. How I loath you so. But here are some pictures that just make me LOL. To take the pressure off of the studying, and the test, and what have you.

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Answers that are guaranteed….

So I know that I just posted something like 5 minutes ago, however I come up with something and I just want to jot it down before I forget. Have you ever read a question that you just didn’t know the answer to but you didn’t want to leave it blank because you didn’t want to person sitting next to you to think that you were dumb or whatever. Well I have. It was for my religion midterm this semester. And the bad thing was that the question was the same one from a quiz that I also got wrong. (I really need to find a better way on studying). Well anyways So here it is: Answers that are guaranteed to be wrong however it will make your professor or teacher chuckle just a bit.

(This was from my midterm that I was talking about. At least he said thank you lol)

And here are some that even made me chuckle

Student+Dying= Studying!!!!

Oh Finals Week how I loath the fact that you come around every semester…. So actually I don’t have my finals until late next week(the 10th to be exact). However, I know that there are many people who are starting to study for those dreadfully awful things that are suppose to show what we actually learned through out the semester;  but, really are only another cruel, oh so very cruel way to torture college students even further before going on break. I really wanted to write something clever and funny that would relieve you from all that stress that you accumulated from being on Facebook…oops I mean studying. However, I just could not think of anything…at all… I know it’s a first.  Started to think of some fun thing to do instead of studying, but really I think every good procrastinator could figure that one out with ease and not blog worthly. Also, I thought that I might do something like: What not to do when trying to study and nothing, nothing come to mind. So as all do when stuck on somthing I turned to Google and started to look at some pictures and then it hit me. I don’t have to write anything. Pictures say 1,000 words and boy are these words FUNNNY! So I hope that you get as much pleasure out of these pictures as I did 🙂 And I hope that you all do extraordinary on your fianls Good Luck! Peace, love, and skittles!&♥

What I’ve Learnt From Disney Movies

Let me just say that I love Disney movies. I am 21 years old and I still watch them more than I should. While watching one, one night I got me to thinking what Disney actually teaches little children. Now I’m warning you that some things are a bit offensive so if you don’t have a sense of humor please stop reading right now. This is just for fun remember ! Read at your own risk…..

What good ol Disney taught me through the years:

  1. That it is perfectly normal to burst out singing and dancing, even if you are just walking to go get something to eat.
  2. That your hair should be perfect even after you have just been in a fight
  3. That all old, hefty, unattractive people are going to just screw you over and they can’t be trusted
  4. That animals should clean you room if you sing to them
  5. That it is perfectly normal to live with seven men that you just met
  6. That there is a prince charming out there for every girl that wishes on stars
  7. That you don’t have to listen to your parents
  8. Wait…there really aren’t parents  lol
  9. That being pretty is an advantage
  10. That all guys are strong, handsome, and pretty much are gods in a way
  11. That it is perfectly normal to have talking animals
  12. That if you lie your nose will grow
  13. That it is perfectly normal to run into an unknown forest talking to animals that are clearly high on LSD and hanging out with people who are are certifiably crazy.
  14. Oh and on that note; that it is perfectly okay to run into the woods with a stranger chasing pretty lights that happen to be in the sky
  15. That with just a little fairy dust anyone can fly
  16. That once you leave the room your toys magically come alive
  17. That if you come upon a monkey with a stick RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! He’ll hit you and laugh about it
  18. That humans can actually fit down a rabbit hole
  19. Fish are friends not food =D
  20. That in the end good always comes on top
  21. And that you always have an happily ever after
  22. That you shouldn’t have any worries !

I would love to hear somethings that Disney has taught you through the years. Just leave a comment below. =)

Finals Week Oh No!!!!

Third Law of Applied Terror – 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read. – Unknown

The week that all college student near and far fear has finally approached us. Yes, finals week my dear. The week that comes along and brings only pain and torture to those of which who BS throughout the semester and just need a certain grade to pass the class. Now I know that you are tired of looking at a boring textbook wondering where the hell you were the week that you were supposed to be learning all this information, so here are some things that will lighten up your day, make you laugh, and help get you through this tough time. Also, I will include some tips and tricks that I picked up to help you get through the week without killing yourself or others for that matter.

Tip #1: Open that big heavy book that you paid all the money for that just been sitting on your desk or under your bed and I don’t know read it for a change.

Tip # 2: The best time to study is right before you go to sleep (if you go to sleep that is).  It’s more likely that you will remember more when and it will be fresh in your mind when you wake up.

Tip #3: Take a Break sometime. Clearly you are following this tip =) since you are reading this. Or maybe you are in the screw these finals I’m going to become a stripper mode. But really if you study too hard you will most likely forget everything that you read. So go on Facebook/ Twitter and complain about how you hate school and you want to drop out and become a stripper. (I honestly have nothing against stripper I actually have said those exact words about 100,201,123,147,125,444 times a semester. )

Tip #4: Osmosis is not the way to go! The information is not going to just magically end up in your brain if you just open the book and stare at the pages. Trust me I’ve tried and it didn’t work and if you get it to work please let me know how you did it. Please!!!!!

Tip #5: Whatever you do…DO NOT CRAM! Cramming vast amounts of information on a single subject hours before a test NEVER works. it’s a waste of time and more likely you think you’re going into the test room knowing everything and as soon as you sit down to actually take the test it will just magically disappear and you will have that Oh Crap I’m Screwed moment.  One way that will help while study I found is to use a mnemonic device(Remember theses: ROY G BIV, Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, FACE/ Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge, HOME)  or a technique I learned in my PSYCH 101 class  (God I thought that I would never write or say those words 😀 ) where you relate something that you need to learn to something familiar to you. Studies show that you are less likely to forget something that is meaningful to you than a random fact.

Tip #6: Stop Procrastinating. Stop saying that you will study later because later never comes. If you leave everything to the last minuet nothing will get done. And you will FAILLLLLL!

I would just like to wish you all good luck on your finals and remember it will be worth it in the end (I think…..). And to party hard when it’s all over cause you deserve it!!!!!!

Peace Love and Skittles ❤