What Movies Taught Me (Part 1)


As many of you may know, or not know, I love to watch movies. All types of movies. Well no that’s a lie I hate horror films, but even those scares movies gave me many life lessons that will stick with me forever. Now just because I don’t want this to be about 20 pages longs This particular blog is going to be broken down into three separate posts. This one is going to be what my top 11 movies taught me.

  1. Pretty Woman taught me that all you have to do is be a hooker and you can find prince charming and fall in love. I mean really what am I still doing in school (just kidding). But really Julia Roberts was a street walker who dropped out of school and she still manage to snag Richard Gere.
  2. Titanic taught me that if you really love someone then you should let them freeze to death in the middle of the ocean right after you sleep with him. I mean really Rose had the chance to get on a life boat but she chose to stay with Jack. Romantic I know, but it would be more romantic if too would of died along with him. But no, she got on the door or whatever the thing was and she lived.
  3. Talking about movies that had Leonardo Dicaprio in it. Romeo and Juliet taught me that you should just defy your family’s wishes and go off with someone you love and just die. I mean I know that it’s one of the greatest love story’s in history, but really thing about it, was it really a love story? I mean think about it. It’s about a thirteen year old female, Juliet, and a seventeen year old male, Romeo. I mean they were children. Hormone crazed children who just defied their parent’s wishes and in the end many, many people died. None of that seemed romantic to me.
  4. The Notebook taught me that I will never look as hot as Rachael McAdam’s did kissing in the rain. I have tried the whole kissing in the rain thing expecting that it would of been similar to the scene in The Notebook, but boy was I wrong. It was nothing like it. It was cold and wet and I couldn’t breath and makeup was running all down my face. It was horrible.
  5. Atonement taught me that you could be a best selling author if you just send an innocent boy to jail because you thought that you saw something that really wasn’t true. Also, if you ruin something you can always rewrite the mistake and sell it.
  6. Pirates of the Caribbean taught me that I should go the Caribbean more because there are very hot pirates there.
  7.  Saved! taught me that if you wanted to “save” your boyfriend from eternal damnation all you have to do is sleep with them and become pregnant. I mean that fixes things every time.
  8. Easy A taught me that acting like a slut is just worse as actually being one. Also, it taught me that if you really want to help someone who’s not cool or being bullied you just go around school telling people that you slept with them; even if you didn’t.
  9. Harry Potter taught me that I wasn’t cool enough to get accepted into Hogwarts.
  10. The Mummy taught me that, “no harm comes from reading a book.” Yeah and then a mummy comes to life and then tries to kill the whole world. So remember…. ” You mustn’t read from the BOOK!!!!” (Just Kidding… I do not advocate for people not to read…Reading= fun)
  11. Lastly, in light of the upcoming election, The Hunger Games taught me that the government has all the power. And we as citizens don’t really.
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Spin-off, Yes or No?


Through the last seven or so years we all went on the adventure to find the Sorcerer’s Stone, been through the Chamber of Secrets, meet the Prisoner of Azkaban, fought for the Goblet of Fire, trained to be in the Order of Phoenix, meet the Half Blooded Prince, and went to fight a war in the Deathly Hallows. We watched as Harry found out that he was a wizard, went on a journey to find Tom Riddle’s Diary, meet Harry Potter’s Godfather, saw firsthand he who shall not be name’s return, become a part of  Dumbledore’s Army, cheated off of the Half Blooded Prince, and went on a quest to kill he who shall not be named. We saw Ron and Hermione also Harry and Jenny fall in love. We witness bunch of characters that we came to love die before our out eyes. But after July 15th it will all come to an end. July 15th is when the final part of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows comes out in theaters. Have you ever though that after all these years of waiting and wondering what will happened next, will he get kill, will they hook up, will Ron finally learn how to correctly do a spell, everything will be answered. I don’t know about you but I know that I will be very, very sad while I’m sitting there watching the last of the series. After all that you have to think…what will be next? I know that there is still the last Twilight Saga movie to look forward to but still it won’t be the same. We have grown to see these actors and actress grow and evolve into real movie stars. SO I was thinking to myself what if they did you know like a spin-off a where are they now type thing, one for Ron and Hermione life as a married couple and the other for Harry and Jenny and their life. I think that something like that would be a good closure for the whole series. Don’t you? Tell leave me comments or inbox me telling me what you think about Harry Potter finally coming to an end or what you think will be the next “in thing”. I would love to hear from you all!!