Now I lay me down to study, I pray the lord I don’t go nutty. And if I fail to learn this junk, I pray the lord I do not flunk. And if I die, don’t bury me y’all. Just lay my bones in the study hall. And pile my books upon my chest, tell my professors I did my best. So now I lay me down to rest, and pray I pass this gruesome test. And if I die before I wake, that’s one less test I’ll have to take. -Amen
Oh finals week we meet again. How I loath you so. But here are some pictures that just make me LOL. To take the pressure off of the studying, and the test, and what have you.
As many of you may know, or not know, I love to watch movies. All types of movies. Well no that’s a lie I hate horror films, but even those scares movies gave me many life lessons that will stick with me forever. Now just because I don’t want this to be about 20 pages longs This particular blog is going to be broken down into three separate posts. This one is going to be what my top 11 movies taught me.
Pretty Woman taught me that all you have to do is be a hooker and you can find prince charming and fall in love. I mean really what am I still doing in school (just kidding). But really Julia Roberts was a street walker who dropped out of school and she still manage to snag Richard Gere.
Titanic taught me that if you really love someone then you should let them freeze to death in the middle of the ocean right after you sleep with him. I mean really Rose had the chance to get on a life boat but she chose to stay with Jack. Romantic I know, but it would be more romantic if too would of died along with him. But no, she got on the door or whatever the thing was and she lived.
Talking about movies that had Leonardo Dicaprio in it. Romeo and Juliet taught me that you should just defy your family’s wishes and go off with someone you love and just die. I mean I know that it’s one of the greatest love story’s in history, but really thing about it, was it really a love story? I mean think about it. It’s about a thirteen year old female, Juliet, and a seventeen year old male, Romeo. I mean they were children. Hormone crazed children who just defied their parent’s wishes and in the end many, many people died. None of that seemed romantic to me.
The Notebook taught me that I will never look as hot as Rachael McAdam’s did kissing in the rain. I have tried the whole kissing in the rain thing expecting that it would of been similar to the scene in The Notebook, but boy was I wrong. It was nothing like it. It was cold and wet and I couldn’t breath and makeup was running all down my face. It was horrible.
Atonement taught me that you could be a best selling author if you just send an innocent boy to jail because you thought that you saw something that really wasn’t true. Also, if you ruin something you can always rewrite the mistake and sell it.
Pirates of the Caribbean taught me that I should go the Caribbean more because there are very hot pirates there.
Saved! taught me that if you wanted to “save” your boyfriend from eternal damnation all you have to do is sleep with them and become pregnant. I mean that fixes things every time.
Easy A taught me that acting like a slut is just worse as actually being one. Also, it taught me that if you really want to help someone who’s not cool or being bullied you just go around school telling people that you slept with them; even if you didn’t.
Harry Potter taught me that I wasn’t cool enough to get accepted into Hogwarts.
The Mummy taught me that, “no harm comes from reading a book.” Yeah and then a mummy comes to life and then tries to kill the whole world. So remember…. ” You mustn’t read from the BOOK!!!!” (Just Kidding… I do not advocate for people not to read…Reading= fun)
Lastly, in light of the upcoming election, The Hunger Games taught me that the government has all the power. And we as citizens don’t really.
So I know that I just posted something like 5 minutes ago, however I come up with something and I just want to jot it down before I forget. Have you ever read a question that you just didn’t know the answer to but you didn’t want to leave it blank because you didn’t want to person sitting next to you to think that you were dumb or whatever. Well I have. It was for my religion midterm this semester. And the bad thing was that the question was the same one from a quiz that I also got wrong. (I really need to find a better way on studying). Well anyways So here it is: Answers that are guaranteed to be wrong however it will make your professor or teacher chuckle just a bit.
(This was from my midterm that I was talking about. At least he said thank you lol)
Oh Finals Week how I loath the fact that you come around every semester…. So actually I don’t have my finals until late next week(the 10th to be exact). However, I know that there are many people who are starting to study for those dreadfully awful things that are suppose to show what we actually learned through out the semester; but, really are only another cruel, oh so very cruel way to torture college students even further before going on break. I really wanted to write something clever and funny that would relieve you from all that stress that you accumulated from being on Facebook…oops I mean studying. However, I just could not think of anything…at all… I know it’s a first. Started to think of some fun thing to do instead of studying, but really I think every good procrastinator could figure that one out with ease and not blog worthly. Also, I thought that I might do something like: What not to do when trying to study and nothing, nothing come to mind. So as all do when stuck on somthing I turned to Google and started to look at some pictures and then it hit me. I don’t have to write anything. Pictures say 1,000 words and boy are these words FUNNNY! So I hope that you get as much pleasure out of these pictures as I did 🙂 And I hope that you all do extraordinary on your fianls Good Luck! Peace, love, and skittles!&♥
Let me just say that I love Disney movies. I am 21 years old and I still watch them more than I should. While watching one, one night I got me to thinking what Disney actually teaches little children. Now I’m warning you that some things are a bit offensive so if you don’t have a sense of humor please stop reading right now. This is just for fun remember ! Read at your own risk…..
What good ol Disney taught me through the years:
That it is perfectly normal to burst out singing and dancing, even if you are just walking to go get something to eat.
That your hair should be perfect even after you have just been in a fight
That all old, hefty, unattractive people are going to just screw you over and they can’t be trusted
That animals should clean you room if you sing to them
That it is perfectly normal to live with seven men that you just met
That there is a prince charming out there for every girl that wishes on stars
That you don’t have to listen to your parents
Wait…there really aren’t parents lol
That being pretty is an advantage
That all guys are strong, handsome, and pretty much are gods in a way
That it is perfectly normal to have talking animals
That if you lie your nose will grow
That it is perfectly normal to run into an unknown forest talking to animals that are clearly high on LSD and hanging out with people who are are certifiably crazy.
Oh and on that note; that it is perfectly okay to run into the woods with a stranger chasing pretty lights that happen to be in the sky
That with just a little fairy dust anyone can fly
That once you leave the room your toys magically come alive
That if you come upon a monkey with a stick RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! He’ll hit you and laugh about it
That humans can actually fit down a rabbit hole
Fish are friends not food =D
That in the end good always comes on top
And that you always have an happily ever after
That you shouldn’t have any worries !
I would love to hear somethings that Disney has taught you through the years. Just leave a comment below. =)